So if I put shoes on you, and now, we're here at your school without your shoes, where in the hell could they be?
"I threw them out the window."
Your tiny voice took a moment to break through my exasperated parental haze.
You... did what?
"I threw my shoes out the window of the car."
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Micah- Kindergarten is a German word, and it’s beautiful. It might be the only beautiful German word, I don’t know for sure. What I do know is that the phrase “Do you speak German” even sounds filthy in German (Sprichst du Deutsch?). “Kindergarten” literally means “children’s garden,” and you’re headed there tomorrow, two days after…
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